You perhaps will not be surprised to learn that in addition to my other fine qualities I can also be magnanimous when the occasion calls for it. To wit:
Yes, it’s true. I’m willing to share my title of Superpup with this courageous canine.
Even if he is a BLACK LABRADOR RETRIEVER, a breed which is also known to produce the most low-down, dastardly, vicious, snake-in-the-grass cowards who are prone to attacking unsuspecting dogs who are simply taking their humans for a leisurely stroll in the neighborhood.
Yes, I know that last sentence is grammatically questionable, but just thinking about such scurrilous behavior has me overwrought! Lest you forget:
Innocent Victim of Evil Black Labrador Retriever
<Ahem>
And yet, even as I reflect on the ignominy of the aforementioned cur, I applaud the noble actions of Toby, a true representative of all that is finest in the canine race (well, as best a representative can be without being a Wire Fox Terrier) and heartily endorse his honorary title of “Superpup.”
…
Just as long as he stays on his side of the pond.
Monty's Den 
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